Sarcastic Gravel Bike Lover Coffee Cup

Nothing says “cyclist” like fake sympathy and mockery. This mug sarcastically reminds your gravel cycling friend to keep the rubber side down.

Everyone crashes. Eventually your body will heal and you may forget. This cup is a reminder that we won’t forget so easily. It’s that subtle reminder that gravel is thousands of tiny rocks, not traction.  But hey — at least their coffee won’t hurt them. Probably.

A Perfect Gift for Any Cyclist

This mug is designed to be a gift. Its best as a sympathy gift for cyclists, but if you’re looking for any cycling lover gifts, funny gifts for a cyclist, or xmas presents for cyclists, it’s way better than another pair of socks or an obscure multitool.

This 15oz ceramic mug was created for gravel cyclists, cyclocross racers, and every cyclist whose recently yeeted themselves off a bike, blamed the gravel, and are now “recovering.” It doesn’t have to be for the gravel cyclist, but let’s be honest, 80% of cyclists today see themselves as a gravel cyclist. You’re not going to change their opinion. This mug is made of thick ceramic. It’s thicker than the skin on your biker buddy’s legs, but quite as thick as their skull. It’s the perfect mug for a nice cup of coffee for gravel riders

Why Cyclists Love It

• Designed specifically for road & gravel riders who need reminder
• Large 15oz size for people who drink coffee like it’s self-medication
• Sarcastic humor every cyclist relates to
• Durable ceramic — microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your friend’s collarbone
• A daily memento of their two-wheeled life choices

Give the gift of laughter, or embarrassment, to your favorite rider. Whether they’re a weekend warrior, a gravel-grinding daredevil, or a newbie who’s already crashed, when you’re shopping for unique cycling gifts, bicycle gifts, or presents for bike riders who love coffee and sarcasm… this is the one.