Sarcastic Sympathy Coffee Mug for Road Cyclist

Price range: $7.50 through $11.50

Sarcastic comical gift for a cyclist recovering from a crash. This premium ceramic mug is the perfect cycling gift for your cyclist friend or anyone who rides bikes.

How do you tell your friend you care, but you’re also not going to let them off the hook for crashing? This is the gift for cyclists to say, “I care” with all the condescension and judgmentalism road cycling is known for. Its a mug to speak to your roadie friends.

If you’re not a cyclist, the message of the mug says, “We love you, but stop screwing up! While you recover from your latest crash, now is the time to sip on your coffee and rethink your life. While you’re just sitting here, go online and find a way to refinance your home to afford that new wheel set. Maybe its time to reconsider your training plan? Nah, just buy an upgrade that shaves a few grams and you’ll be back on the podium in no time.”

If you’re searching for cycling gifts funny enough to crack up even the most serious road warrior, you just found it. This premium 15oz ceramic mug is designed for male road cyclists who are recovering from a crash or mishap on the bike.

What says, “true cyclist” more than masked sarcasm in a gesture of sympathy? This playful design is a reminder of overlapping wheels, divebombing a corner, staring off into the horizon, a pedal strike or not unclipping in time. There are 1,000 ways to get hurt on a bike, but only a true friend cares enough to remind you that we won’t forget it.

At least you can find comfort in your coffee. This is an XL mug. It’s big, sturdy, and built for riders who take their morning brew as seriously as their watt output.

A Perfect Gift for Any Cyclist in Your Life
Whether you need funny gifts for a cyclist, cycling lover gifts, or xmas presents for cyclists, this mug always lands a smile. It’s a smart, useful upgrade from yet another pair of socks or bike tool they’ll never use.

Why Cyclists Love It
• Designed specifically for road cyclists
• Large 15oz size for serious coffee drinkers
• Sarcastic humor cyclists instantly relate to
• Durable ceramic — dishwasher + microwave safe
• A fun daily reminder of the importance of cycling

When you’re shopping for great presents for cyclists, unique bicycle gifts, or presents for bike riders who love coffee and sarcasm… this is the one.

This is a new brand. We appreciate all the support we can get. If you love it. Send us a post #getbetteratcycling. Or send us feedback. This cup is designed by cyclists for cyclists.

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